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Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -


TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.


SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...


TAGS: guns capita usa control
Rating: 4.72/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.


Bernie Sanders 2016 -




THE EXPERTS AGREE - gun control works


TAGS: gun control hitler castro qaddafi stalin idi amin mao tse tung pol pot kim jong il
Rating: 4.43/5

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ipaprime - September 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
you eed to remove Qaddafi from the line up cause it didnt work for him


GUN NUT LOGIC - Yeah, that's about the size of it.


TAGS: gun nuts
Rating: 2.12/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:35 pm
The idiots that panic at the sight of a gun call the police (people they often call deranged killers) who bring more guns to the scene.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:33 pm
People carrying guns concealed and/or openly don't stop mass murders because they stop the murderer before he has achieved the necessary body count to be called a mass murderer.
realitycheck - October 27, 2015, 5:37 pm
comic is a lie from beginning to end. Everywhere the 2nd amendment is enforced, ALL crime has gone down-- and every last crazy killer was stopped by someone else with a gun. Often, a citizen.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 10:12 am
Nah, I'm not artistic. Found it out there in cyberspace.
Renza - February 18, 2013, 10:04 am
rofl, did you make this yourself, or did you find it somewhere? regardless it is awesome.


Don't you just love it... -


TAGS: under investigation fbi investigation
Rating: 5/5

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nonovelist - June 6, 2016, 9:25 pm
This is the perfect picture to make a meme about lies, hypocrisy, law breaking..... it just fits so well!


OBAMA IS THE ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES -




LIBERALS - following Hitler's lead


TAGS: gun control hitler liberals
Rating: 4.03/5

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wdstk6969 - January 26, 2014, 11:36 pm
I am trying to find where this quote came from originally. I've been told it's not a real Hitler quote and I'd like to prove the Kool-Aid drinker wrong. thanks


Socialist Screwball -




RIDE THE UNICORN -


TAGS: unicorn ride
Rating: 4.75/5

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JGalt - September 21, 2012, 11:44 pm
i watched the SNL primetime political special the other night- it was all anti-Romney. Nada regarding Obama. Those liberals were probably afraid they'd be getting phone calls, heck- the white house probably approved and redlined the darn script for it.
jonny5 - September 21, 2012, 10:55 pm
The sad part is most elected democrats, and MSNBC staff, would never realize this was meant sarcastically


GUNS KILL PEOPLE - like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.


TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.68/5

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Comedian1298 - December 8, 2012, 11:28 pm
and the oval office makes obama a moron
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 12:58 am
Technically, bullets do kill people more than the guns they are fired from. Unless the person dies from being hit over the side of their head with a gun.
crankyhead - October 4, 2012, 5:44 pm
I think we can all agree that some people use guns to kill other people. Right?
OTC - October 4, 2012, 5:39 pm
I saw a libtard documentary on guns and the idiot host stated "guns don't kill people, bullets do."


LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.


TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm
Gross


FACTS DON'T LIE - Liberals do! Especially the part about the Community Reinvestment Act's effect upon the economy




Gun Facts -




NOV. 2012 - choose carefully


TAGS: both aren t worth dung
Rating: 4.43/5

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Cyberhagen - September 23, 2012, 12:17 pm
That's usually how it goes. lol


VEHICLES - Kill people!




JOHN KERRY - Totally looks like Herman Munstar




DEMOCRAT ATTACK ADS -


TAGS: can t run on obama s record
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cyberhagen - September 23, 2012, 12:21 pm
You're applying typical American family values to a Saudi family. The Bin Ladens don't care about Osama; he was already exiled from SA and blackballed from the family. It took so long to get OBL because Pakistan was sheltering him.
fauxnews - September 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
Hey, bro, tone it down a little. Foxrecon is actually a pretty decent guy. All Americans here, after all. We should keep the quarrels to the posters themselves, not the messageboards, etc. Nothing derogatory about this poster, just his opinion. Peace
starryeyedguy - September 12, 2012, 12:59 pm
George Bush's strategy? LOLOL Seriously? My god, you republicans are something else! Comedy. Georgie boy had 7+ years to get Bin Laden and didn't because of his love affair w/the Saudi Royals. Barack finished him off in his first term. Accept it.


Obama's responsible gun control -


TAGS: obama gun control
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 9, 2016, 3:36 pm
The destruction of America: Obama's goal!


UNEMPLOYABLE - I blame corporate greed




THE PERFECT BORDER PATROL! - Just try to jump this fence! No Border, No Order, No Nation. Which part of ILLEGAL do you not understand?




GUN CONTROL -


TAGS: guncontrol obama dictators
Rating: 4.68/5

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Scramblus - November 11, 2013, 8:26 am
oddly enough nazi germany actually relazed gun control laws ( a**uming you wernt jewish).


"LITTLE BUDDY!" - If Romney is the millionaire, and Paul Ryan is Gilligan, then no wonder no one ever gets off that damn island!


TAGS: gilligan paul ryan funny poster
Rating: 2.79/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:18 pm
Woot!


Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


NOT THE ANSWER - Only Criminals Would Have Guns Then..




My Contribution To Tree-Hugging, Vegetarian Liberals -




DAILY SECURITY BRIEFINGS? - Who needs em? I got fundraisin to do


TAGS: funds
Rating: 4.81/5

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JGalt - October 14, 2012, 3:49 pm
kill- he was talking subsidies. Big bird won't die if they end his welfare check! Toy's-R-Us creates enough sales to keep the franchise alive.
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:57 pm
4 Americans died on 9-11-2012 including an Ambassador
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:55 pm
And al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood are alive and stronger than ever
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
And don't you forget Benghazi Gate...worse than watergate.
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:52 pm
But
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:51 pm
The Navy Seals killed Osama buy Obama did kill the US economy
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:20 pm
No answer, huh Bibsy? Odd that.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
Keep s****** koolaid.. Still your dancing sucks too
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
It took Romney six months to decide to kill Big Bird?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:14 pm
Took him six months to decide... Keep trying Mr. FAIL
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:13 pm
I'd prefer if the guy in the oval office wanted to kill Bin Laden and save big bird, instead of the other way around.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:11 pm
He's got to save Big Bird.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 1:53 pm
That would make a good spooky story for Halloween or around a campfire late at night.
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 1:49 pm
Besides...Biden is next up to be commander in chief if Obama can't handle it! Now don't you feel better?
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 1:48 pm
Are we sure he isn't just slouched down looking at his note pad and nodding? It might make him seem like he isn't there..


A RARE LOOK - At the North Korean Air Force


TAGS: north korean kimjongun
Rating: 4.56/5

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crankyhead - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
Am5ome.


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - If you tell LIES big enough and keep repeating them, IDIOTS will believe you. IDIOT- 1: a person affected with extreme mental retardation. 2: a foolish or stupid person.


TAGS: liberals idiots funny truth
Rating: 4.04/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 5:23 am
I've got a copy of a discussion with a moonbat liberal from the other night. He could spew all the talking points. When given facts he could do nothing but offer his FOX lies lines.. Once they say the talking point they are done. It's all they got
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 2:20 am
StarryEyedGuy needs to go to Daily Kos for the "Lie List" since liberals don't actually know what they are repeating
WTFO - September 8, 2012, 8:52 pm
What lies?
starryeyedguy - September 7, 2012, 1:59 pm
I agree, that's what Romney and Ryan are doing right now.


GUN CONTROL - The theory that a woman found dead in an ally, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to the police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.43/5

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Importing Jihad: More of the Poison Fruit From the Party of Treason -




EAGLE REPLACED BY SKUNK ON PRESIDENTIAL SEAL - HALF BLACK HALF WHITE AND EVERYTHING HE DOES STINKS




OBAMSTITUTION - Your rights are what I tell you they are.




antigun -


TAGS: antigun
Rating: 4.68/5

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Renza - May 3, 2013, 8:42 am
Side note, I like how only the first two S in a**assination are blocked. whats ^ with that
Renza - May 3, 2013, 8:41 am
Can't say I know a whole lot about JFK other than his a**assination is tied to conspiracy theories. the modern extreme > and < today though are nuts, they use O logic to justify the bills they > that really just bring v this country.
JGalt - May 3, 2013, 8:27 am
If u compare a < from 1960 like JFK, he would be labelled extreme > today, which goes to show that the < has gone way to far to the
Renza - May 3, 2013, 8:24 am
decisions shouldn't be < ^ to the crazies, they will always let us v, which the > often seem to be.
JGalt - May 3, 2013, 8:18 am
left, that is
Renza - May 3, 2013, 7:36 am
>wingers tend to be crazy
Renza - May 3, 2013, 7:35 am
^it's true because its fun
JGalt - May 3, 2013, 12:24 am
^^OTC is right
Renza - May 2, 2013, 6:07 pm
^see
OTC - May 2, 2013, 4:19 pm
And renza's comment comes right after "Liberals fail at logic", right on cue.
Renza - May 2, 2013, 7:50 am
This is why conservatives typically respond with random topic-changing gibberish based in fiction?
JGalt - May 1, 2013, 11:14 pm
Liberals fail at logic, they are driven by hate and emotion so your point is moot
Renza - May 1, 2013, 8:04 am
The irony of that statement is impressive - Stating that another group is misunderstanding the argument that you have put forth based on misunderstanding their argument... is that win or fail?
JGalt - May 1, 2013, 12:30 am
Liberals don't understand the concept!
OTC - April 30, 2013, 8:31 pm
Immutable truth
Oyster - April 19, 2013, 10:25 am
BAZINGA!


The Insanity of Political Correctness -




SO THIS IS HOW LIBERTY DIES -




understand -




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS - They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.


TAGS: funny true obama
Rating: 3.79/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 9:00 pm
Ah, the little bambster. Before his balls dropped. Wait. They still haven't.


SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - One is an incomprehensible, oafish gangster who feasts off of corruption, the other is Jabba the Hutt!


TAGS: chris christie jabba speech funny
Rating: 2.07/5

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JGalt - January 3, 2013, 12:01 am
After today's Rino rant, I have to agree with this.


MORE GUN LAWS - apparently NOT the answer


TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.83/5

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The NRA -




THE EARLY YEARS - BEFORE TOTAL CORRUPTION


TAGS: founder s
Rating: 4.88/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:48 pm
A keeper. Sent this to my son.
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 11:30 pm
Why didn't they plan for the majority of americans being ignorant moochers?
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 11:29 pm
i was thinking about that the other day


GUN CONTROL - Isn't it ironic that an amendment put in place to protect us from unjust government is trying to be controlled by the government?




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Barry Soetoro -




PRESIDENTIAL TOILET PAPER - Formerly known as The Constitution.




OBAMA COMMUNISM -




THE SECOND AMENDMENT -




Killary Klinton -




THE CURRENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT - Is exactly what the Founding Fathers were trying to prevent .




ROMNEY IS THE ANTI-REAGAN - Voting AGAINST Reagan, as Romney did, is sort of a dead give away.




Hands up don't shoot -




MITT ROMNEY QUOTE - “This is not some pie-in-the-sky kind of thing”


TAGS: mitt romney quote pie funny
Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:45 am
What a Mitthead


DEMOTIVATING AMERICA - bit by bit, day by day, dream by dream, its called Liberal Nirvana!




OBAMA 2012 - The new campaign bus.




CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP -




PRO GUN GANDHI -


TAGS: gandhi pro gun support india hindu guns
Rating: 4.08/5

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Curlyrocks - December 1, 2013, 12:55 pm
So you need some one to go full Zimm before you'll accept their opinion on gun freedom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 1:23 am
His speech made it clear that he would support his neighbors using arms. It does not state if he himself would. But with his other words I suspect he would not. I have friends that support gun ownership, but would not own one themselves.
crankyhead - November 30, 2013, 8:56 pm
How many people did Gandhi go full Zimmerman on?
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 11:20 pm
I read the full statement this came from. it IS in context


A JOURNALIST'S GUIDE TO FIREARMS -




THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER - for politicians?


TAGS: obamunism
Rating: 4.63/5

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crankyhead - August 6, 2013, 2:02 pm
Proof: Hasan was sh** and captured. Lollipops and b***erflies didn't do that. Soldiers with guns did. Any more distractions, or can you guys show me the proof about the "millions of people who decided to stop eating/looking for work" yet?
StoneTools - August 5, 2013, 6:37 pm
still waiting for your proof that hasan was surrounded by heavily armed soldiers
crankyhead - August 5, 2013, 11:22 am
Still waiting for proof of your prediction, ST. I'll be waiting a while I guess?
StoneTools - August 4, 2013, 5:30 pm
You are the last troll who should be whining incorrectly about putting word in other's mouths
crankyhead - August 4, 2013, 12:28 pm
...that DOES exist, because it contradicts your political narrative.
crankyhead - August 4, 2013, 12:27 pm
What's pathetic is that you continue to put words in my mouth. I said that 7.whatever% wasn't a RECORD high, I never said it wasn't high. The other thing that's absolutely PATHETIC, is that you refuse to prove your position, and dismiss the proof...
crankyhead - August 4, 2013, 12:20 pm
*in my best James Earl Jones/Darth Vader voice*: JG, I find your lack of proof, predictable.
JGalt - August 3, 2013, 11:06 pm
Denial from you does not change the narrative- you defended u3 and disputed unemployment above 7 points as not being high. We've pointed out both are disputed and you continue to avoid the topic and spout you never went there... pathetic
crankyhead - August 3, 2013, 6:43 pm
Show me your posters and comments criticizing Pig'bo Limbaugh for his own mysogyny, and I'll still be ahead on points. After all, you're not scoring any with your Alinsky like obfuscations.
crankyhead - August 3, 2013, 6:37 pm
Also, 7.whatever, is hardly a 'record high'. Keep on trying to distract the conversation away from it's origin. Nothing more fun than watching you dance around while I poke holes in your narrative.
crankyhead - August 3, 2013, 6:36 pm
I didn't change stories. Unemployment is 7.whatever%, and that, good sir, despite every protestation, remains a fact until you can prove otherwise. Your unwillingness to do so, reveals an unwillingness to have your blah blah blah, see above.
JGalt - August 3, 2013, 1:27 am
Silence is permission poster boy. Show your posts calling out muslims to the carpet for their mysogeny and we'll call it a draw.
JGalt - August 3, 2013, 1:26 am
uh oh, wait a minute here. you've been the defender of U3 all along- why change stories now chameleon?
crankyhead - August 2, 2013, 9:59 am
You're going to need to PROVE that U3 is skewed, before I accept that as the truth. You're unwillingness to do so, reveals an unwillingness to have your position criticized. Probably because you already know your position is only conjecture.
crankyhead - August 2, 2013, 9:57 am
Show me a 'Sharia liberal', and I'll show you someone who doesn't understand the word 'liberal'. At least the two of you will have THAT in common.
JGalt - August 1, 2013, 11:52 pm
example- claiming to champion women's rights, but either support Shariah law or don't want to speak up against the cultural oppression of women in muslim culture- genital mutilation, honor killings etc.
JGalt - August 1, 2013, 11:51 pm
there is nothing to justify liberal's inconsistency in their contradictory positions on things.
KaBoom - August 1, 2013, 1:21 pm
I have also heard that the black population has been hit particularly hard, so why the continued support for him? I don't get it.
JGalt - August 1, 2013, 7:02 am
Cranky- this statistic is "worst" category, which you said was not true, still waiting for your comeback on the longest stretch of elevated unemployment...and how you defend it as not a milestone of "worst"
JGalt - August 1, 2013, 7:01 am
again, gauntlet already thrown down to you about u3, we're still waiting for your defense
JGalt - August 1, 2013, 7:00 am
I believe I said the same thing about your repetitive droning about u3 being the only credible number and we've already sh** holes in that one... and listed arguments as to how U4, 5 and 6 are better measures...
crankyhead - July 31, 2013, 10:09 am
...with citations. Don't bandy about your opinions like they are gospel. I a**ure you, they aren't.
crankyhead - July 31, 2013, 10:08 am
...and your a**etion is merely part of a political narrative that you parrot incessantly, without ever doing any of your own fact checking. P.S. that's not an ad hominem, that's just an observation. If your argument is sincere, then prove it...
JGalt - July 30, 2013, 11:06 pm
Crankyhead would disagree with anything suggesting that this number, U3 is not the gospel truth, I agree, that u3 has become skewed over the years to make it sound better than it really is out there....
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 10:40 pm
It's even worse than that if you look at "workforce participation" levels... "unemployed" statistics don't count people who aren't looking for jobs whose unemployment has run out, or who are on welfare.


GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan


TAGS: funny true reagan quote
Rating: 4.03/5

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StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:14 am
In the last election, Johnson was poopooed in the press and received very little publicity in the news outlets. He was a bad candidate, but he still should have been treated better in the press.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:12 am
We also need public vetting of candidates with truthful, unbiased reporting. Biased reporting contributes heavily to having morons in government. It's also the biggest impediment to getting a good 3rd party candidate for any office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:51 am
...Though pushing a full on budget through with executive order couldn't... well, probably wouldn't be any worse than the ridiculous we have going on currently. We really need to find a way to implement term limits on congress...
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:48 am
Yeah, unfortunately congress is probably more corrupt than even cynics think, and yeah, I'm not saying the president is powerless, I'm just saying he does have limited power, most presidents seem to try to limit how often executive order is used...
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:41 am
I don't think congress is capable of fixing the economy. They are led around by the nose by lobbyists and partisan bickering. Both parties live by the "My way or the highway" mantra and will not compromise.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:39 am
you also have presidents who will only enforce the parts of laws that they agree with. They do control the justice department, military, and intelligence agencies.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:37 am
I think you are forgetting about executive orders which are used and abused by presidents to bypass a congress that doesn't toe the line that the president draws.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:33 am
If conservatives would actually quit fighting every single attempt taken to try to fix the economy, we probably would be showing much more success by now, but like children, that probably wont happen until they get their way and have a rep in office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:29 am
If you're worried about your kids future, I'd be much more concerned with the broken and divisive partisan politics that are going on rather than just one guy who has limited power.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:24 am
See, citing facts/sources can offer much more legitimacy to arguments. Though at least one or two of those looked kinda biased. I'll also point out that congress has to approve budgets, the president only gets a say if they work with him.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:20 am
One more thing. I am in no way "angry". I'm concerned that this President is driving my nation into the ground financially. I'm concerned that my kids will suffer from the policies of this inexperienced, visceral, lying community organizer.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:18 am
http://www.corson.org/archives/economics/E7_040809.htm
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:14 am
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904875404576530412322260784.html
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:12 am
Renza, you want facts/sources? Okay: http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterferrara/2011/05/05/reaganomics-vs-obamanomics-facts-and-figures/
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:05 am
You could actually site facts and sources on this if you think your statement is correct, otherwise it's just going to sound like angry right wing conservative default political talking points like so many people try to use.
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
*incredible
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
Oh, the icredible irony! :-D
WTFO - April 9, 2013, 12:00 am
You lie (or are ignorant) of the success of Reagan era while completely ignoring the fact that Obama has destroyed the poor and middle class with his failed Obamanomics. Sad little haters, I pity you.
WTFO - April 8, 2013, 11:59 pm
Amazing ignorance about the facts of Reagan's policies and how successful they were. Unlike Obama, Reagan was able to fix the mess Carter and a Dem Congress created. It started a 20 yr growth period. You liberals fail at facts and history.
PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 10:57 pm
Still doing their best to "trickle" all over the poor and middle class.
Renza - April 8, 2013, 8:19 pm
reaganomics, yay
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yeah, he saved it before he f***ed it up in his second term.
KizMagritz - April 7, 2013, 12:50 am
He would know. Reagan was as full of crap as they come, a second-rate actor from start to finish.


Hillary and Chelsea Discuss Ethics -




DEAR ANTI-GUN FOLKS: - Stand up for what you believe in and post this on your front door!


TAGS: gun control laws 2nd amendment
Rating: 5/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:55 pm
Never happen. Their a$$hole motto is "Do as I say, not as I do.


Ayn Rand Quote -




Papal Hypocrisy -




DR. BEN CARSON - He makes Obama look like a dunce


TAGS: obama ben carson dunce
Rating: 4.63/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:13 pm
Mr. Bean makes 0bama look like a dunce.
Renza - April 3, 2013, 8:10 am
That interview does make him sound like the intellectual rival of Bush or Palin. Srsly, why don't republicans just bust out someone like Ron Paul and go for the image of being sane and rational, and with any luck, intelligent. rather than the opposite.
JGalt - April 3, 2013, 6:57 am
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/02/ben-carson_n_2999140.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003


HIGH CAPACITY CLIP -




GUN FREE ZONES -


TAGS: guncontrol
Rating: 4.44/5

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blesic - August 31, 2014, 9:05 pm
Uh, guns are bad. Okay.


TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.


TAGS: politics obama president democrats funny true
Rating: 4.31/5

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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


Gun rights are for fighting tyranny -


TAGS: battaile vik guns
Rating: 4.26/5

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Curlyrocks - May 13, 2013, 10:29 pm
good a***ogy.


Trump University -




Unfit For Command -




U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.


TAGS: if you don t understand this you ve never meet a united states marine
Rating: 4.38/5

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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
No
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?


Supreme Court Tyranny -




ONE GUY IN THE CROWD - Could have saved a lot of lives last night


TAGS: gun
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ROFL MAO - The Chairman always laughs when Americans think that they know what communism or socialism is.




GUN CONTROL - It's not about GUNS, It's about CONTROL ...and knowing when to pull the trigger




control -




SHEEPLE - In this case, they feeble-minded are following a charismatic teleprompter reader.




I'LL SHOW YOU GUN CONTROL! - GUN-CONTROL! ...without it, we would miss who we were shooting at! Gun Control means using both hands




How can you with a straight face make the argument that more guns will make us safer? -


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calron - December 4, 2015, 2:46 am
I've never heard of someone wielding a Walmart!
therightwrong - December 2, 2015, 8:57 am
ding dong, thry have weapons to protect themselves from all the gun packing walmart weilding idiots such as yourself!


YOU KNOW THAT HUGE LEAD OBAMA HAS? - Hey Romney... YOU BUILT THAT!


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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:28 pm
TRANSLATION (JDolt): I am a terrible liar. My manager let me fix the deep fat fryer at McDonalds once and now I like to think of myself as a scientist when I flip those fries. Would you like to Supersize that?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:40 am
Seeing as you're the owner, what was the title of the person who promoted you, exactly?
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 6:56 am
I am a scientist- Scientists can't get promoted to administrative positions in your world?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
oh wait... scratch that... factory owner, yeah, that's it...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
I thought you were a scientist...
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:53 pm
I've been working in contract admin for years. More regulation? Some could argue that the extra regulation was not necessary and adds cost to the process!
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:52 pm
But he gave them a grace period and most of them jacked up the rates from 10-11% to 19-22%. Argument fail
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:44 pm
If you want more examples Groucho, I have them. You let me know, ok?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:40 pm
H) He gave tax cuts to 3.5 million small businesses to help pay for employee health care coverage...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
G) He signed the Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying insurance because of a pre-existing condition...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
F) He established the Credit Card Bill of Rights, preventing credit card companies from imposing arbitrary rate increases on customers...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:37 pm
E) He signed the Weapons Systems Acquisition Reform Act to stop fraud and wasteful spending in the defense procurement and contracting system...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:36 pm
D) He insisted that the stimulus package included approximately $18 billion for nondefense scientific research and development...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:35 pm
C) He signed the Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the lives of Americans living with paralysis...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:34 pm
B) He issued an executive order to repeal Bush era restrictions on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:33 pm
A) He signed the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which provides health care to 11 million kids -- 4 million of whom were previously uninsured...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:32 pm
Groucho, for the sake of the conversation,I'd be happy to tell you some of the things I like about Obama:
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:43 pm
Okay,fans,thats the bell ringing.Class is dismissed.I made some GOOD anti-Obama posters to show you haters how it SHOULD be done.Look for them.Take notes & do your homework.Its really not that hard Romneybots.Just take a deep conscious breath.Bye now! :-)
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
P.S.PWNed
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
FLASHBACK(Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): Remembers the time he lost the Special Ed spelling bee. The word? S-W-A-L-L-O-W. Instead he spelled: I-A-M-A-T-E-A-B-A-G-G-E-R. He thought synonyms counted. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:31 pm
TRANSLATION(Grouch**EABAGGEDmarxist): I'm officially pissed... ANGRILY TYPE TYPE TYPE My poor keyboard :-(
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thank God for typos... Otherwise you'd look like a complete idiot as is you're just an idiot ...
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:23 pm
Clarify. Huh? dem won't budge from giveaways? You want them to give away MORE stuff? Okay... thought that you were AGAINST hand outs? Clarify
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:22 pm
We are past that. He had a premature post moment. He thought that was my response to his questions. I was busy typing my answers. I can type fast. But I need more than 3 secs to respond to a question.HAHA
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:15 pm
and the dems won't budge from more giveaways, what's your point?
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:13 pm
in comment #39515 above, you said "Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls."
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:04 pm
Truth be told: You made one good point. Leave mom's basement for a bit. Put down the Red Bull. Walk around outside. Take a deep breath. Then come back and makes posters about THAT one good point.Might actually help your campaign. Hitler Obama posters dont
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:01 pm
So I answered your questions, Teabagger. Anything else you want to know?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:58 pm
So on the Embassy thing, you make a good point. You should tell Romney. He's completely BLOWN a real opportunity and it's too late now for him to take advantage of it. It got buried in the news cycle and by his gaffes. You should email Mitt
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
So on the embassy one: Good point. Is this a disaster like the Carter hostage situation? No, no, no. Obama did his version of a Carter style special OP thing and actually succeeded. This is more like the mistake Bush was making when he said: Mission Accom
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:55 pm
ON the embassy: I actually agree with yo on that one. The President leads from behind. While that covert op stuff works great against folks like Gaddafi and Osama, it doesn't work well against this sort of attack. I think Obama is playing it too safe.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:54 pm
ANSWER: Can't pass anything without the consent of the house and the Repubs only want tax cuts. Tax cuts don't create jobs. They didn't stop the economic meltdown even as Bush passed BIG tax cuts.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:53 pm
Huh? You lost me on this one. Where did I use the word "annihilate" in my answer on debt? Speaking of "bright one" you spelled "annihilate" in a way that would make Forrest Gump proud.LOL It's not "aniliate."LOL No one said you were smart, Teabagger.LMAO
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:52 pm
Really now... You ever hear of the senate? Why is Harry Reid sitting on 30 bills from the house?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:51 pm
ON The unemployed: I dunno. Ask the Republicans. They control the part of govt that makes law. The President simply signs them into a law. Didn't you take constitutional law. Do they teach that in special ed?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
WOW... Anililating Romney in the polls? That does what for the unemployment rate? You're not a bright one.. But then.. I don't expect much from teabagged libs
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
ON debt: I blame the debt on the GOP and Bush since they ran up a big bill for a war we essentially lost. Obama was forced to use debt to buy us time since the collapse of the market was plunging us into paralysis.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:48 pm
(for the deaf) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:47 pm
Is the 16 trillion in debt? Or the 8.3% unemployment? Perhaps it's his bend over and grab the ankles when our embassies are trashed and personnel murdered? What is you like about this loser? Kindred spirit?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:45 pm
(in case u miss it) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:44 pm
I answered you below. Twice in fact. So I take it that this wasn't meant for me but was a conversation you were having with Mittens? Wouldn't spinning knock you off your kneepads? Scratch that... don't want to know. BTW..TMI X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:41 pm
ANSWER: The best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Keep spinning
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Oh, no. I don't mind answering your question. I was just waiting for you to take your kneepads off and finish with Mitten first. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:38 pm
I guess that's a no... Just blind adoration of a complete loser.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
P.S. PWNed.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
How is taking off your kneepads gonna get me to answer your question? You can keep them on. X-D That's the only love Mittens is getting right now.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:54 pm
Word of advice, Teabagger: Leave comedy to the professionals. If you stay here arguing with me all day, aren't you going to miss out on a Teabagger rally/cross burning? X-D Later, Teabagger.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:52 pm
If you keep talking to yourself that way, Teabagger, people might think you're crazy. Wait a sec, they already do. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:51 pm
So sans kneepads tell what you love about babababa bamster?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:50 pm
I'd say it was coming out of every facial orifice you have ... It what happens when you get Teabagged
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:32 pm
Nope. You just can't hear me with all bullcrap coming out of your ears. You should get that looked at, Teabagger. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:55 pm
Something in your mouth? You're mumbling
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 4:02 pm
Shouldn't talk to yourself, Teabagger. They have medication for that, you know. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
s****** the koolaid
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
Say what Teabagged?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:49 pm
Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist:(claims he can SEE things others can't, says)"I see dead people!" TRANSLATION: Yeah, one of them is the Romney campaign. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hey, Teabagger, you can SEE oversampling-in-the-polls, right? *chuckle* Mind telling me who is going to win the Superbowl this year with your special ability?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... A tabloid? Okay, I see your tabloid and I raise you a dozen reputable sources and Fox's very own Chris Wallace's who say Romney is losing in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:28 pm
http://www.examiner.com/article/polls-romney-leads-obama-51-44-on-trust-to-handling-the-economy It's a poll... Keep smilin'
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:14 pm
:)
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:30 pm
100% of "Americans"??? In your freaking dreams... Try.... Lazy welfare liberals, illegals, idiots....


WELCOME TO DETROIT, 2012 -


TAGS: detroit democrats unions ghetto
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nicholsjoshua15 - January 22, 2017, 6:19 pm
On the other hand, Detroit would be a great place to film a Fallout movie. Cheapest sets ever. I'm pretty sure the place already comes with radroaches and feral ghouls.


UNION WORKERS - Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.




I HATE THIS GAME - Everybody ends up broke at the end of this one. Somebody please kick over the damn board and we can start a game of LIFE.




2ND AMENDMENT - "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -Thomas Jefferson Seems clear enough to me. Why do progressives/liberals still argue this?




Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -




THE SKUNK HAS REPLACED THE EAGLE -




PARANOID GUN NUTS - They can be so entertaining.


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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 6:24 am
Tomorrow is a different question. 0peration Fast and Furious was to justify limiting Americans access to guns by making a larger percentage of the guns confiscated in Mexico traceable to the USofA. lt was caught by people that love truth > hate gun. LUCKY
RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 7:19 pm
Funny.


Hillary's Spinmeisters -




Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions -


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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.


Obama is communist -




THE COMMIE-NAZIS - The Totalitarian Liberal Marxist Fascist Party that will DESTROY US ALL! (According to Republicans, that is.)


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Cannabal - February 28, 2014, 2:14 am
When in doubt, play the Hitler Card. #13051
RonaldReagan - February 27, 2014, 11:11 pm
Funny. Not a fan of radicals who compare Bush or Obama to Hitler or Nazis. Making fun of a politician is one thing. Comparing them to murderers is insane and depraved.


Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -




BEST COMEDY LINE OF 2012 - “There’s a term for guys like President Obama,” (pause) “Probably not two terms.” --Jimmy Kimmel




CHICAGO - Very strict gun control laws, very high crime rate.




Stupid Socialist Sanders -




WHEN WILL OUR NEWS MEDIA - Report the truth to the American people? (its like an inside joke that they don't get)




Obama's Selective Outrage -




RATIONALIZING REDISTRIBUTION - Yeah, Liberals really are that obvious




GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS - GUN CONTROL: Firm Grip, Focused Sight, Steady Aim. Support Gun Control. Use Both Hands and Know Where You're Shooting.


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